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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Global Warming Strikes Again?

From Raven at AndrightlySo:

At the Daily Kos, the dark suspicion that plate tectonics is due to to global warming has surfaced. My mind boggled with a fearful boggle. I know not what to say. Isn't there some psychological disorder in which one thinks one is all-powerful? Maybe Dr. Sanity knows.


Comments:
My friend Redneck Guru, http://www.redneckguru.com/2004/12/yahoo-news-tidal-waves-kill-more-than.html#comments
Posted a comment about this very subject. Perhaps in anticipation of just this sort of insane rambling. You watch, in less than 6 months, by my guess, they will have "papers" supporting this idea. Anyhow, in response to all the possible things (according to the wack-job eviroMENTALists) that may have caused that earthquake I wrote this:



It was none of those things. It was a test by the extreme right-wing, war mongering, capitalistic christian-created industrial war machine, led by Bush, Cheney and an un-named co-conspiritor possibly running a major American corporation, using a secret, yet banned, space-based weapon of mass destruction, that was secretly funded by food-for-oil profits funneled into daddy Bushs' bank account, that causes earthquakes to make sure it works before they recall all our troops and use it in the middle east and france for good measure.

Michael Moore-on is making a film about it, and the ACLU is expected to file suit in federal court to obtain documents about this program under the freedom of information act this very day.

Victims of the "earthquake" are expected to file a separate suit, in conjunction with the ACLU, for reparations.

That's what it was.
 
Professor Juan Cole (Professor of History at the University of Michigan) has already made this connection.
http://www.juancole.com/2004_12_01_juancole_archive.html
 
Uuuuhhh Yeeeahhh....Juan Cole....uh-huh...we should all listen to him...and everyone else about "global Warming"....global warming is BS. But thanks for teh link
 
They have it backwards. The current ice epoch is caused by the relative proximity of North America and Europe. When the Eurasian plate pulls far enough away from the North American plate, the Gulf Stream will flow into the Artic Circle and melt the polar ice cap, causing all the blue states to flood. Republicans in those states are urged to relocate further inland before this happens.
 
I saw this earlier today.

Only proves the state of high scgool social study programs.

Stupidity reigns.

SC&A
 
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