Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Left Behind
I have been in search of the theocratic "Dominion" ever since Democratic Underground made me aware of its victory. For you who have not had the pleasure of spending time at DU, BusHitler's massive successful conspiratorial endeavor to suppress votes for Kerry and overcount votes for Republicans served as the proof that this theocracy was now in control of the United States.
You may scoff, but it makes sense if you accept their axiom. If Bush won by manipulating the voting, his vast conspiracy had to take over a number of states, and not just the states, but the individual election boards in the voting districts as well. So it follows logically that this is at least a half-vast conspiracy, a.k.a. the Theocracy, a.k.a. the Rethuglican Theocracy.
So I went in search of this theocracy, because frankly I'm feeling a bit peeved at being left out. Not only was I left out, but I have asked among my acquaintances and friends who are dedicated church goers, and we've all been left out. I asked Mormons, Brethren, Assembly of God'rs, Catholics (and considering the amount of money I've dropped in the plate over there, they owed me an honest answer), Baptists, Southern Baptists, Presbyterians, even a Methodist - the list goes on and on. I could find no one who had been invited to be a part of this theocracy. No one. I have located a couple of extremely progressive northeastern Episcopalians who believed in the theocracy and blamed it for the declining membership of the ECUSA. But I could find not one person who had been invited to participate. Now that's security.
Not a single one of us got the memo:
But after extensive research, including a serious study of Liberal Larry's militant opposition against the Theocracy, I did uncover the reason why all of us hadn't heard of it - it's a secret:
He must not know about the secret awesome power of the Dominionist power ray, which is so secret that I haven't been able to find a link to it anywhere. But it must be there, because this same article containing all the documentation I keep quoting claims that there are only 35 million Dominionists. So I asked myself the logical question "If that is the case, how are they going to maintain control of the government?" And that's how I figured out about the power ray. Keep an eye out for it.
Now you may be laughing, but you have no idea just how dangerous and seditious this Dominion thing is. For one thing, it believes in the Declaration of Independence:
You may scoff, but it makes sense if you accept their axiom. If Bush won by manipulating the voting, his vast conspiracy had to take over a number of states, and not just the states, but the individual election boards in the voting districts as well. So it follows logically that this is at least a half-vast conspiracy, a.k.a. the Theocracy, a.k.a. the Rethuglican Theocracy.
So I went in search of this theocracy, because frankly I'm feeling a bit peeved at being left out. Not only was I left out, but I have asked among my acquaintances and friends who are dedicated church goers, and we've all been left out. I asked Mormons, Brethren, Assembly of God'rs, Catholics (and considering the amount of money I've dropped in the plate over there, they owed me an honest answer), Baptists, Southern Baptists, Presbyterians, even a Methodist - the list goes on and on. I could find no one who had been invited to be a part of this theocracy. No one. I have located a couple of extremely progressive northeastern Episcopalians who believed in the theocracy and blamed it for the declining membership of the ECUSA. But I could find not one person who had been invited to participate. Now that's security.
Not a single one of us got the memo:
It happened quietly, with barely a mention in the media. Only the Washington Post dutifully reported it.[1] And only Kevin Phillips saw its significance in his new book, American Dynasty.[2] On December 24, 2001, Pat Robertson resigned his position as President of the Christian Coalition.See how far out of it we are? Most of us were unaware not only of the symbolism of the act, but of the act itself. We'd never even heard of the scepter. All efforts to unearth Bush's acceptance speech were unavailing. Amazingly, there was a unanimous agreement that we did not believe Bush to be a minister of anything. Maybe that's why we were excluded. Oh - and another thing - most of us still believed the Medicare program existed, based on the fact that we all knew at least one person who was receiving benefits; we had not even realized that Bush had done away with it:
Behind the scenes religious conservatives were abuzz with excitement. They believed Robertson had stepped down to allow the ascendance of the President of the United States of America to take his rightful place as the head of the true American Holy Christian Church.
Robertson’s act was symbolic, but it carried a secret and solemn revelation to the faithful. It was the signal that the Bush administration was a government under God that was led by an anointed President who would be the first regent in a dynasty of regents awaiting the return of Jesus to earth. The President would now be the minister through whom God would execute His will in the nation. George W. Bush accepted his scepter and his sword with humility, grace and a sense of exultation.
After that he arranged for the dismantling of the Medicare program entirely, based on the method outlined by his religious mentors.See how far out of the loop we are? We don't even get the political information. I guess the press has been taken over by the Dominion as well.
But after extensive research, including a serious study of Liberal Larry's militant opposition against the Theocracy, I did uncover the reason why all of us hadn't heard of it - it's a secret:
Today, Dominionists hide their agenda and have resorted to stealth; one investigator who has engaged in internet exchanges with people who identify themselves as religious conservatives said, “They cut and run if I mention the word ‘Dominionism.’”Ggiven my own behavior, people will also cut and run if you start talking about fingers of ectoplasm reaching down from the ceiling. Religious people are funny that way. Close-minded and so forth. The confusing thing is that I don't understand why they are now hiding, given that it is documented that the Domionion has already taken over:
This article is the documented story of how a political religious movement called Dominionism gained control of the Republican Party, then took over Congress, then took over the White House, and now is sealing the conversion of America to a theocracy by taking over the American Judiciary. It’s the story of why and how “the wrath of God Almighty” will be unleashed against the middle class, against the poor, and against the elderly and sick of this nation by George W. Bush and his army of Republican Dominionist “rulers.”Oh, I have asked all the military types I could find about the Dominion's army. Every single one of them claimed to be serving in some branch of the US Armed Forces, like the Marines, Army, Air Force or the Navy that takes its orders from military officers. Perhaps it is the Coast Guard that is the armed force of the Dominion (although Bush and his scepter are the Commander in Chief of the armed forces). The Marine said not to worry if that was the case. He said even the Army could fight off the Coast Guard.
He must not know about the secret awesome power of the Dominionist power ray, which is so secret that I haven't been able to find a link to it anywhere. But it must be there, because this same article containing all the documentation I keep quoting claims that there are only 35 million Dominionists. So I asked myself the logical question "If that is the case, how are they going to maintain control of the government?" And that's how I figured out about the power ray. Keep an eye out for it.
Now you may be laughing, but you have no idea just how dangerous and seditious this Dominion thing is. For one thing, it believes in the Declaration of Independence:
First, Jaffa means by the term “original intent” that the Constitution must be interpreted according to what it meant when it was originally adopted. It is a revolutionary and brilliant idea that will allow the Dominionists to effectively repeal most of the judicial decisions made in the last century. [43]Could it be any more terrifying?
Secondly, if we take Jaffa and the Dominionists at their word and go to the Declaration of Independence, we can see just how radical the conservative revolution and Dominionism are. The only portion that is ever quoted publicly are these words:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,”