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Thursday, August 11, 2005

A Little Humor

Oops! You can see how this could happen:
British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits.

Media reports say that, upon realizing that something was amiss, the wives held a meeting in the parking lot, and learned that they were all married to the same man.
Let that be a lesson to you. If you are going to have three wives, eat a heart-healthy diet.

Tommy at Striving For Average has a sad tale of petty bureaucracy encountered in his search for his rock:
So I did the only responsible thing I could think of, I went down the shelter to see if anyone had found and turned in a stray rock. I hate to think of him spending time in there alone and abandoned but no he wasn't there, and I must say, the lady there was most unhelpful at filling out any paperwork in an attempt to have him returned if he is found. Our tax dollars at work, yeah right.
I'm afraid he may have been overcome by the height and too much alcohol and wandered off in a daze. He's probably lying in some alley somewhere smelling of cheap liquor. Word has it that he was always rock-dumb, if you know what I mean. If you see him, leave a comment at Striving For Average:

Thank you, I appreciate your help. I'm still hopeful that he will be found.
We will see if the power of the blogging community can help you out - or if there is no hope for you!
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Abdul - I think I understand you. You are saying that a great man should have more than one wife, because that way he will have more children.

There is one problem. I don't think this is a great man. Islam says that the man should be able to take care of his wives before he marries them! I think this man wasn't able to do that. He wasn't Islamic either.

But don't worry about the English - I am trying to learn some Arabic and it is hard! I am glad you are coming here to talk.

What is your country?
We can only hope that one of the Mrs Reed's is not named Lorena.

As for Tommy, well, what comes to mind is, 'Rock a bye, baby...'
We can only hope that one of the Mrs Reed's is not named Lorena.

Indeed, indeed!
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