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Friday, September 16, 2005

It's Friday, Folks

The brain is gone. Bush stole it. It's time for some humor therapy.

Howard of Oraculations manages to be both funny and accurate in his appraisal of the bidding process for Nawlins reconstruction.

ScrappleFace explains HUD's new public housing plan for Nawlins.

Iowahawk mourns the theft of political outrage:
Now, as the floodwaters recede, the survivors of Bush/Katrina face an even greater danger: the danger of complacency. Even as you read this, Chimpy's pals in FEMA and the Red Cross are buying off evacuees with food and cheap blankets and debit cards, slowly robbing the survivors of God's most precious gift -- the gift of focused political rage.
Liberal Larry finally gets rid of his pestilent Nazi larva and broods over the PeeResident.

Platypus-Society.Net releases some startling news. Richard Cohen was right! John Roberts is too perfect. The Opus Dei hysterics will be relieved to learn that John Roberts doesn't even have a soul.

Finally (inspired by The Conservative Cat, specifically this particular post), I realized K.A.R.L. R.O.V.E is really an android. His model number is an acronym for Killer Android Ravenous Lunatic Robot Of Vishnu Extinction. Scary, huh?

What the J.O.H.N. R.O.B.E.R.T.S. model is constructed to accomplish remains unknown. But it's all clear now, folks. Vote human or vote Republican and doom all human life to distinction on this earth. This is what Dianne Feinstein and Joe Biden have been trying to convey. Rethuglicans don't have hearts! They're not even human! Put on your tinfoil hats and read the tea leaves, you suckers! UR DOOMED. For that matter, you are stepping firly in the brinkmire!

bam dastarbs (dyslexia)!
How that the republicans worry around people. Bush was behind of the distant absentee, doing, who that one it is not in the energy, because the task that that the republicans is, reprehended and worries appropriate, if it did not indicate not indifferent, stops in how much. I cannot introduce the taste, all such that could select later for the republicans, who had arrived in their country. Abdul
The brinkmire was exceptionally firly today. I'm purped, and I don't mean maybe.
Dyslexics Untied! It's for the good of the country.

Mamacita, I find a little drink can make my brinkmire all firly and tingly. And that's just coffee!

Abdul, that did not translate well. Could you rephrase?

Bush is very scary if you are a Democrat. They are claiming he is brewing up hurricanes and throwing them at Democratic states. They seem to have him confused with God, although they will not admit to believing in God.
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