Friday, September 16, 2005
It's Friday, Folks
Howard of Oraculations manages to be both funny and accurate in his appraisal of the bidding process for Nawlins reconstruction.
ScrappleFace explains HUD's new public housing plan for Nawlins.
Iowahawk mourns the theft of political outrage:
Now, as the floodwaters recede, the survivors of Bush/Katrina face an even greater danger: the danger of complacency. Even as you read this, Chimpy's pals in FEMA and the Red Cross are buying off evacuees with food and cheap blankets and debit cards, slowly robbing the survivors of God's most precious gift -- the gift of focused political rage.Liberal Larry finally gets rid of his pestilent Nazi larva and broods over the PeeResident.
Platypus-Society.Net releases some startling news. Richard Cohen was right! John Roberts is too perfect. The Opus Dei hysterics will be relieved to learn that John Roberts doesn't even have a soul.
Finally (inspired by The Conservative Cat, specifically this particular post), I realized K.A.R.L. R.O.V.E is really an android. His model number is an acronym for Killer Android Ravenous Lunatic Robot Of Vishnu Extinction. Scary, huh?
What the J.O.H.N. R.O.B.E.R.T.S. model is constructed to accomplish remains unknown. But it's all clear now, folks. Vote human or vote Republican and doom all human life to distinction on this earth. This is what Dianne Feinstein and Joe Biden have been trying to convey. Rethuglicans don't have hearts! They're not even human! Put on your tinfoil hats and read the tea leaves, you suckers! UR DOOMED. For that matter, you are stepping firly in the brinkmire!
Mamacita, I find a little drink can make my brinkmire all firly and tingly. And that's just coffee!
Abdul, that did not translate well. Could you rephrase?
Bush is very scary if you are a Democrat. They are claiming he is brewing up hurricanes and throwing them at Democratic states. They seem to have him confused with God, although they will not admit to believing in God.
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