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Thursday, November 03, 2005

And In Other News

Florida Cracker wants to invade Canada - she says the time is ripe. They do have oil! Lots of luscious oil.

But Darcey of Dust My Broom has guns and can shoot. If provoked, he might even stomp you. The problem is that there are two Canadas, just as there are two Georgias.

yep - we are all layed out on our backs just ripe for the pickin's
It's a joke, Darcey. Don't take this seriously!
Hey baby- you seen Bubba?

You mean they talk like that in in GA too? I thought in was just in NC!
If we are gonna invade someone, can't we go somewhere warm? I mean invading Canada in November ranks right up there with laying siege to Moscow in January.

Surely we have better things to do.
Tommy, we do. We are going to wait until May.... It's Venezuela this winter, remember?

SC&A, the twang of banjos, the squeal of tires and the joyous sound of bar brawls in south GA are only drowned out by the rat-tat-tat of the sheriff shooting it out with the sheriff-elect.
> The problem is that there are two Canadas

Eszter Canadas does not count. I would happily invade her, but I don't think this would improve oil revenues...

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