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Friday, November 11, 2005

The Feline Machievelli

(running through the email-grapevine)

Dear Dog:

I hope you are having fun at the pound.

After thinking it over, I feel a bit sorry for pretending that I had nothing to do with the broken fish aquarium. Who knew that thing would tip so easily? And just when I was about to finally catch that @#!#@#%% goldfish, too!

Now that I come to think of it, peeing on their Persian rug instead of in my catbox for three weeks might have caused a little trouble for you too. After all, they were bound to suspect the new dog - I've used the catbox without trouble for years! I just felt like taking a walk on the wild side, you know? I hope you're not holding a grudge.

As for the incident with the paint, I think you should admire my foresight in dropping your chewtoy in the middle of it. You have only yourself to blame for trying to retrieve it and leaving a trail of wet, white dog prints from the garage into the living room. Live and learn - that's my motto.

As for his model plane collection, I still have a sore jaw and paw from all that work. Genius is 99% perspiration.

Hey, keep in touch, will you? I'm sending you this picture so you won't feel lonely:

The Cat

PS: Try to get a new home without a cat.

I don't think it's a coincedence that one of my cats looks exactly like that one. ;) Fun post!
Esther - I thought it was so funny because I have seen cats take up a systemic campaign of harassment of a new dog in the household!

It's a good-looking cat!
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