Tuesday, February 14, 2006
An Unfortunate Accident
Well, no one was hurt, precisely. I was driving down the road listening to the radio news, and a grave voice commented that the man Cheney sprayed with birdshot had a silent heart attack this morning. Among the commentators on this was a man who said "This is bad for George Bush". I started to laugh, inhaled the cough drop I was sucking, and swerved on the road. If a car had been in the wrong place I probably would have hit it.
What can I say? The weather on Mars is probably George Bush's fault, and that's the reason I'm not going to listen to the news while driving any more.
I give up. People aren't sane any more. Liberal Larry pretty much sums it up. DU is extremely excited, because KKKlearly there's a KKKonspiracy.
What can I say? The weather on Mars is probably George Bush's fault, and that's the reason I'm not going to listen to the news while driving any more.
I give up. People aren't sane any more. Liberal Larry pretty much sums it up. DU is extremely excited, because KKKlearly there's a KKKonspiracy.
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I'm still laughing, but I have a pretty sore throat. It spasmed.
I've been laughing. I can't stop. There are worse fates. It wasn't even NPR.
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I've been laughing. I can't stop. There are worse fates. It wasn't even NPR.
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