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Friday, May 25, 2007

Why Al-Queda Really Should Be Scared Stiff

I shouldn't, but I'm gonna. Al-Queda, this message is for you:

Beware of ever starting a Cowboys and Muslims type of war - we've got Christian schooled sixth graders in the south who aren't afraid to take on a 1,000 pound boar with a pistol. And when they come for you, they'll be coming armed with pork sausage and plenty of lard!!!

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Hogzilla II. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.
"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school.
I realize that the range of effete politicians and PETA-placating talking heads on American television aren't very intimidating, but you don't want to ever really piss off the rest of us. The only thing holding us back at this point, believe it or not, is our religion. But our patience and our peaceful theology is wearing thin now, and Old Testament passages are being discussed. It's a little-understood fact that Real America is nothing at all like Media America.

I don't know quite how to get this across, but the Iraqi war was actually an American peace overture - which, I might add, our religion requires of us before we get settled into a nice game of Cowboys and Muslims. You really need to stop passing around the torture videos and start passing around tapes of what's being said on the talkshows on the rural radio stations in the US of A. Because people aren't SCARED - they're getting ANGRY. As the Confederate Yankee comments, we have been fighting such wars and winning them for our entire history.

It sounded pretty good until I found out the pig was actually someone's pet. It was probably just scampering up to the kid hoping to get scratched behind the ears.
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