Friday, December 03, 2010
Major Mood-Altering Stimulus Discovered
Well, here's a joyous excursion into that realm. Why you should make sure your infant smokes weed. No, it's real!!! Also it's really good if you smoke weed while you're pregnant. Wonderful. Cannabis is good medicine! And a great additive to baby food!
Some foolish persons might wonder if the source of funding (a medical marijuana funding group) might have something to do with the conclusions. Well hah! The researcher is the dean of nursing at the University of Iowa. She MUST KNOW.
DU is very excited about this discovery. There is something about pot which makes people very, very credulous.
So if you are depressed, read the links and laugh. If you find yourself believing this stuff, report to the Shrink for treatment. SuperDoc is already full up with recovering addicts.
but damn if that's not an intriguing idea. My kids are the pickiest eaters in the history of four year olds. If it's not chicken, oatmeal, or potato product, they almost always refuse to eat it.
Anyone in the Spokane, WA, area have some weed I could buy?"
That hits a bit close to home. Literally. My mom lives in Spokane, lol. No joke.
Other than that, I share Tom's thoughts. I am in favor of legalization and I too wouldn't touch the stuff any more than I did in college. My friends did but alcohol seemed to have a much larger effect on them.
In fact, excessive alcohol can lead to back pain. Here's the proof.
One day I put my friend's shoe under his thin dorm mattress. He slept on it. The next day he told me that he had a backache and he couldn't find one of his shoes. I told him that I thought the two facts might be correlated. He immediately realized what I had done, lol.
So what's the moral of the story? Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation. ;)